Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars that they have no intention of driving.

Q. What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift to women?
A. Exchange him.

Q. What’s a man’s idea of a perfect date?
A. A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. How do you get a man to exercise?
A. Tie the TV remote control to his shoelaces.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don’t know. It’s never happened.

Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because, even back then men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.

Q. What is a man’s idea of safe sex?
A. A padded headboard.

Q. Men are like vacations….
A. they never seem to be long enough.

Q. Men are like computers….
A. hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Q. Men are like coolers….
A. load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Q. Men are like horoscopes….
A. they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Q. Men are like plungers….
A. they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Man! Your on a roll today arent ya? lol Good Stuff! Another Star for you!